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[Funnies Continued] The dogs :badword:es
« on: April 11, 2002, 05:37:59 am »
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? I'M A FRIGGIN'
   DOG!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
   everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your
   toothbrush tastes a littlelike cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
   Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy
   carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry
   but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
   truth, you're just jealous.

10.Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

 11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your :badword: up when you're not home.

12.When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how
   far behind schedule that puts me?

13.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
   when I freak out everytime we go back.

14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a
   proud moment for the top of the food chain.

15.Invisible fences. Why do you insist on :badword:ing with us? To my
   knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
No matter where ya go...there ya are!

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[Funnies Continued] The dogs :badword:es
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2002, 08:06:22 am »
*falls on the floor laughing*