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General forums => The Funnies Zone => Topic started by: charlene on January 23, 2012, 03:27:06 am

Title: Joke: The broken mower
Post by: charlene on January 23, 2012, 03:27:06 am
 The Broken Mower:

 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
 wife kept hinting to me that I should get it
 fixed. But, somehow I always had something
 else to  take care of first, the truck, the car,
 playing golf -- always something more important
 to me.

 Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
 point. When I arrived home one day, I found her
 seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
 with a tiny pair of sewing scissors... I watched
 silently for a short time and then went into
 the house. I was gone only a minute, and when
 I came out I handed her a toothbrush.

 I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you
 might as well sweep the driveway.'

 The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
 always have a limp.  :o

 Moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship
 in which one person is always right, and the
 other is the husband.   :-X