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Offline Ursus

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« on: April 28, 2002, 03:02:32 am »
  If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, :badword:s up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will program
your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer.

For god's sake, are you listening?

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an eye.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive
tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly change the
interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.


If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll f*rt so hard that
your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
No matter where ya go...there ya are!

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2003, 05:15:33 am »
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2005, 07:28:17 am »

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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2005, 11:40:45 am »

DAMN :badword:, my leg is having a spasm. Whats happening here??
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