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Offline Ursus

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« on: April 17, 2002, 10:45:46 pm »
For the married guys.......

A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black he:badword: was followed by a second long black he:badword: about 50
feet behind. Following that was a solitary man walking a pit bull on
a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "Well, that first he:badword: is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second he:badword:?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

"Can I borrow the dog?"

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2003, 05:13:11 am »
P.J. Gregory

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